It’s that time of year again! The sky is blue, the insects are angry and people’s hideous feet are exposed via the medium of flip-flops. It also means the evil world of commerce is gasping and grasping at your from their pit of capitalist filth.
So, I bid you a warm welcome to The Unfinished Pit of Capitalist Filth… also known as The Unfinished Summer Sale 2018!
I’m keeping it super simple this year (perhaps I could have called it the Super Simple Summer Sale? perhaps not) and everything is 40% off. Which means much less time spent at the abacus and more time spent auditioning lovely synth sounds and samples. Everyone’s a winner, but especially you. All you need do is use the code JUMPERSFORGOALPOSTS in your cart. The sale runs until July 20th.
Only four products are not available at a discounted price as part of the Summer Sale: the recently released Diva Cassini and Omnisphere Cyberia, and the two charity soundsets, Humankind 01 and 02. Bundle upgrades will not be available during the Summer Sale period.
Grab your fair trade, hemp tote bag, shove it full of noises and dance merrily into the sunset, wearing nothing but a smile.
I’m going to have to write a slightly sensible version of this for the audio news channels aren’t I? Boo. And hiss. *waves puny fists at KVR*